mimitay-art:

White text reading "COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!" over a yellow background. In the center is a cartoon version of the artist leaning in from a hole in the background, a text bubble reads "For the love of god please help me".ALT
For just line art, Busts are $15, Waist-up is $20, Full body is $25. For flat color, Busts are $30, Waist-up is $35, Full body is $40. For FULL color with shading, Busts are $45, Waist-up is $55, Full Body is $65.ALT
Simple backgrounds are an extra $5. Detailed backgrounds are an extra $10. Additional characters are an extra $15 per character. The first half is paid up front, second half is paid when the piece is done.  Things I will NOT draw:  Racist content of any kind. Depiction of things like rape, incest, pedophilia, etc. Just straight up porn. Mechs (Just not great at drawing those).  Things I WILL draw: OC's. Anthros/Furries. Portraits of pets or loved ones. Nudity (at my discretion). Gore/Body Horror (at my discretion).ALT
Examples of my work below...ALT
A full color, full body illustration of a black pirate woman. She has greying locs in a partial updo. She's wearing a loose shirt with cutouts on the sleeves, and a flowy, tattered skirt with a detailed grid-like pattern. The background is simple and solid gray.ALT
A full color, waist-up illustration of a pink flower fairy. She has dark skin and a pink afro with flowers growing out of it. Her dress is flowing, and she is seen in profile holding up a flower. The background is complicated, with a garden behind the figure. There is a white filigree border around the image.ALT
A full color, full body illustration of an orc woman holding two axes. She has long hair in a segmented ponytail with flowers growing out of it. She's wearing studded leather armor over a floral dress. The background is simple and light grey.ALT
A full color, full body illustration of a witch girl walking down a corridor. She has dark skin and green hair, and is wearing a pink dress and white witch hat. The hat has several flowers on it. She is looking at the viewer from over her shoulder, black-eyed susan flowers are sprouting up behind her as she walks. The background is complicated, including the flowers in the foreground, the corridor she's walking down, and an island coast in the distance.ALT
Full color, full body character line up with a semi-complicated background. The lineup contains 8 characters, most of whom are pirates. The background includes the boardwalk they are all standing on, as well as a partial view of two large ships and the ocean behind them.ALT

I’ve opened up commissions again!!! Until I nail down a job, I’m gonna need some other source of income. And even then, extra cash here and there will always help– especially if I want to save up to move out.

Commission details are in the photos plus ALT text. More examples of what I make can be found on this blog!

I can be contacted through Tumblr DM, or emailed at emilyknoppe@gmail.com

P-ypal: @ emilyknoppe
V-nmo: @ mimitay

If you wanna commission me for something now’s ur chance ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

the-real-numbers:

there comes a point in some dudes ceramics careers where they start fucking with glazes so hard they spend their weekends hand digging rare minerals out of a desert deposit or a friend’s multi-acre lot so they can grind them up and put them in a glaze. I know at least three guys that do this.

I also knew this guy derrick who was an absolute beast on the wheel (threw an entire 40pc porcelain serving set w/ cups bowls plates serving dishes and casserole dish in ONE HOUR) who also rented out a backhoe so he could dig clay out of his yard and refine it. Unfortunately it had too many inclusions in it so he had to dilute it with industrially made stuff. when he did that though he found that the clay in his yard, when fired, produced it’s own glossy green glasslike ooze that vitrified during firing. he called it “self glazing clay”, and went back that day to go dig up more. hope hes doing well. I imagine he’s excavated his entire property by now

god I need to sleep bc I have school/work stuff tomorrow morning but the dnd session tonight was so good

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar

sawtrapx:

LOVE the people who havnt seen saw and think it’s about haunted puppet murders like no that’s billy he’s just a little fella <3 the real killer is grampa cunt and his gang of evil milfs

rosyish:

rosyish:

rosyish:

rosyish:

No but seriously as I’ve gotten older I realize more and more that although white gays do face certain levels of oppression they are still white people…..like does that make sense?

Like yes a white lesbian has some form oppression against her but she’s still a white woman….. and the same thing for white gay men and white trans men and women like they’re still white !!!!!!

Like I don’t mean this in a rude way but like if we’re going to be honest about the lgbtq community we should also talk about how the white people in said community oppress poc and it doesn’t change just because they’re in a minority group they’re still white people

And like personally I’ve seen that white lgbtq ppl hate when you bring up that their still white because they’ve separated themselves in their mind as being better but they’re still white!!!

Hello white people should definitely be looking at this and reblogging it lmaooo

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

smileaway1971:

how often do you smoke weed (or hit a cart or take an edible etc)?

never

less than once a month

maybe 1-4 times per year

a couple times a month

1-2 times a week

3-4 times a week

5-6 times a week

7+ times a week

based on the alcohol poll i just saw